February 2012
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French Numerals Have Nothing On Danish
france: ten!
denmark: ten!
france: twenty!
denmark: twenty!
france: thirty! forty!
denmark: thirty! forty!
france: fifty! sixty! sixty-ten!
denmark: half-third! threes! half-fourth!
france: ...
denmark: :D
france: ...
denmark: :D :D
france: four-twenty?
denmark: fours!
france: ...
france: ...
denmark: :D :D :D
france: ...
france: ...
france: ...
france: ...
france: ...
france: ...
france: ...four-twenty-ten?
denmark: half-fifth!
france: ;-;
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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france:
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france: hundred.
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I overheard some RL, Highschooler Kimi to Boku on...
Boy A: Have you touched his hair?
Boy B: No, why would I even want too?
Boy A: It's so silky, especially in the back where it's nice and thick. It's not like yours which is full of dead skin.
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Pro-life Navy SEAL humiliates Liberal Muslim...
REBLOG IF YOU ARE A KNOW THE REVEALED WORD OF GOD AND REAGAN.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, ...
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January 2012
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clientsfromhell:
At 3am, after finishing a website template for a client who had to have it “by 6am their time,” I sent an email letting her know that it was finished. The next day I get a call:
Client: I don’t appreciate you staying out all night when you should be working on my project.
Me: I’m sorry? I was working all last night. As you can see, I sent you an e-mail -
Client: I see that....
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Rin's Best Line
Friend: Btw
Friend: What was your favourite line in Rin's route?
Friend: You were going to tell me
ToastCrust: hm
ToastCrust: fuck, I don't know
ToastCrust: so many good lines
Friend: You had one specific one, man
ToastCrust: yeah, but I read more of Rin today so I forgot.
ToastCrust: granted, it is Rin in Emi's route but
Friend: Rin is Rin
ToastCrust: I can only think of 4 things at a time
ToastCrust: and
Friend: Dammit Jason
ToastCrust: they are right now
ToastCrust: Rin
ToastCrust: Rin
ToastCrust: Rin
ToastCrust: and I'm playing Emi's route to see more Rin.
Friend: You are not Rin
Friend: I know you want to be
Friend: But alas
ToastCrust: No, it's true
ToastCrust: I can think of a lot of things, I think
ToastCrust: more than 4
ToastCrust: Maybe.
ToastCrust: But not that many.
Friend: You are trolling meeee
Friend: ;-;
ToastCrust: But how ever many things I can think at the same time
Friend: Psst, is Rin your waifu?
ToastCrust: Rin occupies x - 1 spaces of them, where x is how many things I can think of at the same time.
ToastCrust: and 1 is why I am playing Emi's route.
Friend: Because Lilly is close to being mine
ToastCrust: I'd marry Rin
ToastCrust: but there's nowhere to put the ring.
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December 2011
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