February 2012
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Furthermore, as freelancer you know that the routine for payments is this:...
– a client’s reply to an inquiry about an unpaid bill (via clientsfromhell)
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When branding is too effective
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me:Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me:Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
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chancek:
I think there should be a place where you can buy all the clothing from Resonance of Fate.
I would be so broke, but it would be so amazing.
I’d go.
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French Numerals Have Nothing On Danish
france: ten!
denmark: ten!
france: twenty!
denmark: twenty!
france: thirty! forty!
denmark: thirty! forty!
france: fifty! sixty! sixty-ten!
denmark: half-third! threes! half-fourth!
france: ...
denmark: :D
france: ...
denmark: :D :D
france: four-twenty?
denmark: fours!
france: ...
france: ...
denmark: :D :D :D
france: ...
france: ...
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france: ...
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france: ...
france: ...four-twenty-ten?
denmark: half-fifth!
france: ;-;
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
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france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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france: hundred.
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I overheard some RL, Highschooler Kimi to Boku on...
Boy A: Have you touched his hair?
Boy B: No, why would I even want too?
Boy A: It's so silky, especially in the back where it's nice and thick. It's not like yours which is full of dead skin.
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Pro-life Navy SEAL humiliates Liberal Muslim...
REBLOG IF YOU ARE A KNOW THE REVEALED WORD OF GOD AND REAGAN.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, ...
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