whitewhine:

Their brunch pictures are going to be so much worse

I don’t hate you; I just hate people.

whitewhine:

You knew The University of Bullshit was going to have a tough class schedule when you enrolled. 

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whitewhine:

The answer is obviously WalMart

Holiday Hater

whitewhine:

I SWEAR I’M FUCKING ADOPTED!

whitewhine:

You can’t just redesign products without telling me! I don’t have time to read labels!

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whitewhine:

…but overall, a 4.

whitewhine:

That must have been one terrible buffet. 

I generally don’t do the free breakfasts because they are kind of underwhelming, but suing someone over one? Geez.

cincobajeena:

give up

There’s clearly been improvement in the past two years.